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The "Crying is My Only Defense" custom funny sayings baby bodysuit is a charming and humorous addition to any baby's wardrobe. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this unisex infant bodysuit is perfect for both boys and girls. The witty phrase "Crying is My Only Defense" is printed on the front, adding a playful touch that captures the essence of babyhood. Designed for comfort and convenience, this newborn outfit features easy snap closures for quick diaper changes and a lap shoulder design for hassle-free dressing. Ideal for a pregnancy announcement, baby shower gift, or everyday wear, this bodysuit is both practical and fun, making it a memorable keepsake for parents and a cozy outfit for the little one.
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Standard Flat‑Rate Shipping — $3.50 Applies to single‑item orders and ships via Canada Post Letter Mail. Estimated delivery: 4–10 business days. Tracking not included.
Two Items — $9.99 Ships with a tracking number for added peace of mind.
Free Expedited Shipping Automatically applied to all orders $50 and above.
We process all orders within 3 business days. Canadian customers enjoy FREE expedited shipping on orders over $50!
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PERSONALIZED ITEMS cannot be returned or exchanged, as we cannot reuse or restock personalized items.
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| Size | Weight | Height |
|---|---|---|
| 0-3M | 6-12 lbs. | 21-24 in. |
| 3-6M | 12-16 lbs. | 24-26 in. |
| 6-9M | 16-20 lbs. | 26-28 in. |
| 12M | 20-24 lbs. | 28-30 in. |
| 18M | 24-28 lbs. | 30-32 in. |
| Size | Weight | Length |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 30-33 lbs. | 32-35 in. |
| 3T | 33-36 lbs. | 35-38 in. |
| 4T | 36-40 lbs. | 38-40 in. |
| 5T | 40-45 lbs. | 40-43 in. |
| Size | Fits Sizes | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| YS | 6-8 | 15.25 in. | 20.9 in. |
| YM | 10-12 | 16.25 in. | 22 in. |
| YL | 14-16 | 17.25 in. | 23.4 in. |

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